oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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