I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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