She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Randomize