the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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