so that wasnt chicken after all
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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