so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dick very happy bro
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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