When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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