Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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