Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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