I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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