The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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