I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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