Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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