I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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