I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize