If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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