I hate your face
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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