HIV tests are more positive than that guy
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
This couple is walking their pig around campus
false alarm, still single
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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