can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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