also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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