they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I need a beard to bite.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
