i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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