I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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