Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You don't make any sense
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