Do vagina's smell?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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