I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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