C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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