Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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