I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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