do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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