Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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