I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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