just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
