is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
i think my cat just said my name.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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