You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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