He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!