Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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