This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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