Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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