You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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