how can u be prego again
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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