she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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