Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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