eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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