roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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