Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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