almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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