Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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