I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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