Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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