dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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